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Womens Not-So-Nice Nurse Costume

Original price was: $61.99.Current price is: $18.59.

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Description

The Clipboard

There’s a particular kind of nurse who glides through the hospital with an eye patch, a syringe, and an energy that makes the whole staff suddenly remember they have somewhere else to be. She’s punctual. She’s professional. She has a mission. And absolutely no one is checking her credentials twice.

She shows up, she handles things, and she does not explain herself to anyone. That’s the vibe here. Polished, pale, and completely unbothered.

Design & Details

The white short-sleeved dress is cut in a princess silhouette with center front buttons, a wing collar, and cuffed sleeves, all made from 100% polyester poplin. It hits at a modest length that somehow reads as more menacing than any dramatic hemline ever could.

The nurse cap uses a hook and loop fastener to keep its shape and can be pinned into your hair when the situation calls for it . The foam eye patch features a printed red cross and an elastic band to keep it secure because commitment to a look means it stays on all night.

Prescription: Filled

At some point during the night, you’ll realize you’ve started holding a drink like it’s a medical instrument and making strong, sustained eye contact with strangers. That’s just what happens now. You’ve committed.

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